You might be a Charlie Sheen if you’re spending this Christmas holiday on the concrete floor of a cell at the county jail because you allegedly got physical (and not in an Olivia Newton-John way) with your wife. All together now: PIECE OF TRASH!
Radar reports that Charlie’s wife Brooke Mueller has been living in a rented house in Colorado for the past 3 months, because their marriage sucks. Charlie has been staying in Los Angeles, but he decided to fly to Colorado this week to spend the holidays with his family. But instead of singing carols of joy, Brooke sang carols of pain to a 911 operator. Apparently, the two got into a fight and Charlie pushed his wife. The cops showed up and took Charlie off to the clink. And just like that, Denise Richard’s Christmas wish finally came true!
Charlie might be having the worst Christmas ever, but Denise Richards is having the best Christmas ever! Merry Christmas, Charlie! This one goes out to you: