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December 24, 2009 / Posted by:

Stepford Katie stepped out of her cage yesterday to buy a last-minute gift for Tommy Girl at Hermes in Beverly Hills. I didn’t know Hermes sold vibrating butt plugs and anal probes. Good to know.

As usual, Katie looked like someone spit in her barley (all signs point so Suri). Seriously, isn’t that the saddest L-Word extra you ever did see? Bitch looks like a lezzie after finding out that her ex-scissor sister stole her autographed Indigo Girls CD. Even that creepy wax-like Santa Claus/serial killer couldn’t scare any life into Stepford Katie. Although, not much would scare you if you regularly saw Tommy Girl walk around pantless with only a “Scientologists Do It Better” half-shirt on.

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