Christmas Crumbs

December 24, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Doogie Howser’s big Christmas balls – Lainey Gossip

Avril Lavigne’s Figure Skater Boi (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Jessica Simpson looking like your spinster office manager trying to look fancy for the company Christmas party – Hollywood Tuna

Santy’s got a boyfriend – Towleroad

Sascrotch and Sascrotch Jr. stroll through Aspen – Popsugar

LiLo loves a bargain – Just Jared

Wino will not be outdone by Pete Doherty – Celebitchy

Fred Savage reminds me that I’m old – Hollywood Rag

Ashley Greene how you’ve always seen her – Popoholic

Looking at these pictures will give you an incurable case of Rocko Clapp – I’m Not Obsessed

The devil made RuPaul do it! – Popbytes

Kristen Stewart looks best with a bong in her hand – Cityrag

JHud’s womb is fetus free – Parade Magazine

Tiny’s toe tickler is out of the slammer – Reel Loop

Brittany Murphy will be buried today – Socialite Life

Tags: Afternoon Crumbs

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