Chris Brown’s New Partner In Crime?

December 24, 2009 / Posted by:

Just the other day I was watching Mary J. Blige sing on some holiday special and I thought to myself how she must have mastered the art of keeping the fuckery in her pockets, because I never hear rumors about her ass. Well, I thought too soon.

The New York Daily News says that at the launch party for her new CD at club M2 in NYC on Tuesday night, Mary got the spirit of Elin Nordegren in her hands when she laid a smack down on her husband for keeping his eyes fixed on a cocktail waitress’ goods. After Mary smacked her bitch up, she apparently warned him not to return the favor.

A witness-type said, “Mary hauled off and smacked him. She said, ‘You ain’t going to go Chris Brown on me, are you?’

One of Mary’s friends laughed off the claims by sayings h8ers got 2 h8, “Haters must have misunderstood a joke Mary and Kendu were sharing.

A JOKE?! This would only be a laughing matter if Mary was riding on a Roomba and Kendu wore an argyle sweater.

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