The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 22nd!

December 23, 2009 / Posted by:

Times are Tough All Over. The Tooth Fairy is daylighting as a sidewalk cleaner. – loozer

Runners-up:

Susan Boyle’s music career went through the dreaded sophomore slump when she decided to go retro-edgy on her second CD with her version of TLC’s “No Scrubs”. – Plecostomus

Now that Kevin Jonas’ Virginity Keeper was forced to quit that bitch, it’s on the move again trying to clean up another unsuspecting dirty whore. – ReallyNow

A microscopic look at R Pattz’s hair reveals what REALLY lives in the forest. – atlantapug

(Thanks Kayla)

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