Steven Tyler (or Motherfucker, The Rainbow if you know what’s good) has flushed the Vicodin pills down the toilet and said a fond farewell to his back alley pharmacist, because he has decided it’s time to clean his shit up in rehab. 61-year-old Steven told People that he’s gotten way too hongray for painkillers, which he took for the multiple stage injuries he suffered during the last 10 years. The Rainbow issued this statement:
“With the help of my family and team of medical professionals, I am taking responsibility for the management of my pain and am eager to be back on the stage and in the recording studio with my bandmates Joe Perry, Joey Kramer, Tom Hamilton and Brad Whitford.
I love Aerosmith; I love performing as the lead singer in Aerosmith. I am grateful for all of the support and love I am receiving and am committed to getting things taken care of.”
That’s good to hear. Because Aerosmith without Steven Tyler is like Glamberace without eyeliner, me without a no-no or Chicken Cutlets without a camera on her. Sads.
And in possibly related news, Lynne Curtin, the leather dildo from The Real Housewives of Orange County, didn’t show up to court the other day. Hmmm….