I’m about to make my way back to my native land of California to feast on my native food (In ‘N Out and Albertsons brand potato chips), listen to my native music (93.5 The Beat) and chant with my native people (pass the bong around with my chola cousins). So this is my last post of the day unless they have a fast Internet connection on the plane (which I doubt those cheap bitches do).
And I’ll also be on holiday schedule until January 4th. I’ll still be posting every day, but I’ll also be spending my time hanging out in front of the Panda Express at the food court checking out dudes. Just like the old days!
Anyway, I leave you with the above video of Alia Shawkat (Maeby from Arrested Development) and company recreating the legendary TOP THAT! rap battle from Teen Witch. This rap battle took place waaaaaaay before the whole East Coast/West Coast thing.
I’m okay with Alia’s tribute to one of the greatest pieces of 1980s art, but this better not start a trend. If I see Miley Cyrus doing her own version on YouTube, I will file papers with the courts asking for TOP THAT! to be declared a historical landmark.
Below is the original for comparison.