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December 23, 2009 / Posted by:

Noeline Baker, the original real DRUNK housewife from a 1992 Australian reality show called Sylvania Waters!

Just like The Real Housewives of Blah Blah, Sylvania Waters documented the lives of a wealthy family over a 6-month period. It was the first of its kind at the time. The show was controversial back in its day, because it showed every crack in their lives like Noeline’s love affair with the booze bottle and her husband’s constant racist rantings. Some thought that the show should be kicked off the air, because Noeline and her trash family were not a good representation of an average Australian family. Even though some hated their asses, Noeline and her family still became famous and gave interviews to anyone with a mic. They are famewhoring pioneers!

Case in point: Noeline tried and failed to become the next Olivia Newton-John by putting out a soul-murdering single in 1993. Eat a dick, Heidi Montag! Fuck your wig, Kim Zolciak! This is one of the originals right here:

(For Scott)

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