Salad Porn

December 22, 2009 / Posted by:

Since Carl’s Jr. is all about mixing their food with skanks (see Wonky and Ceiling Eyes), their latest commercial features Kim Kardassian tossing a salad and sucking on an apple like it’s a big black dick. Seriously, bitch is acting like the apple slice is about to piss on her eyebrows. This is just like her sex tape, but starring a salad instead of a Ray-J.

And who in the Khloe Kardashian hairy back hell eats a salad in the bath tub? Alexis Carrington taught me that only the following items are acceptable for consumption in the bath tub: champagne, strawberries, caviar….AND MEN!!!! Kim’s tramp ass needs to check her fax machine, because I just sent her the memo so she doesn’t fuck up again.

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