Now You Too Can Have Hair Like A Fist Pumpin’ Guido Douche
December 22, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K
If you’ve ever wanted to have a douche crown of gel thorns on your head, then watch this video from the NYDN of Jersey Shore’s very own Pauly D.
Pauly D teaches you how to look like you’ve just fallen out of Victoria Gotti’s vagina. It will only take ten tubes of “Spikuh” and enough hairspray to make the ozone layer quit this bitch.
My only question is, does Pauly D always keep a handful of plastic safety tips in his pocket? Because that hair is just a lawsuit waiting to happen. If Pauly D was going down on you and he didn’t keep his spikes protected, he could stab you in the damn stomach with those things! You’d end up in the ER with a cut up stomach (not like The Situation’s) and an unhappy cooch.
(Thanks Rebecca)
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