Hot Slut Of The Week: Snooki

December 22, 2009 / Posted by:

Birthday: 1988ish
Age: 21
Birth Name: Nicole Polizzi

Original Date of HS of the Day: December 18, 2009
Claim to Fame: Snickerdoodles (or Snackwells as my mom calls her) stumbled onto MTV’s Jersey Shore from the Willy Wonka Factory to charm all of us with her delectable backfat and hypnotizing skankrobatics. Snooki had me at the first Jager shot.

Where is she now? Snooki is on the road to becoming the most famous munchkin on the stroll! I mean, Snooki’s rental fee is $2,000 + transportation (aka 1 ticket on the Chinatown bus and a McDonald’s coupon book). I should sell a few of my organs, so that I can get her to host the Dlisted Meat & Booze Party at the parking lot of the In ‘N Out in La Habra, CA.

Why is she HS of the Week? Because 64% of you voted her through. Democracy is working!

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