Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

December 22, 2009 / Posted by:

He was working out one day at the gym and a well known tranny caught his eye. So he gave her the signal and they ended up in the bathroom where he told her it wasn’t the first time he’d been with a tranny and then she blew him and the entire time it was all cocktalk as he kept asking her “Do you know whose dick you’re sucking…?” like she was supposed to be honored by his penis in her mouth. With him, it’s always about ego. Even when he’s being serviced, he still needs affirmation for his ego. Hilariously though, at the time, she had no clue she was helping herself to an award winning artist. Not 50 Cent. Not Justin Timberlake. Not Josh Groban. (Lainey Gossip)

This seems a little John Mayer-ish to me? And if it is Mayer, then I praaaaaay the tranny girl is Amanda Lepore. Although, Amanda Lepore is such a fucking lady that I’m not sure she would’ve sucked dick in her gym clothes. My other guesses are Kanye or Diddy?

This actress is expecting a very special gift of jewelry soon from her actor boyfriend. After all, they’ve been dating for a while, they’ve met each other’s families, and they each get more press together than either one would get alone. So, it’s reasonable to expect that an engagement ring would be forthcoming, right? Um, yes, but not to her. The engagement ring is going to his very special boyfriend, who has been forced to lurk in the shadows for several years now. Oh, our actress might get a ring too, but although the jewelry may be real, all involved are very clear that the hetero sentiment is totally fake. Yes, she knows all about the other guy, and she knows that she plays a distant second to him, but she also really loves how the fake relationship boosts her image and her income. We personally think that a three-stone ring would be most appropriate. Not to symbolize their pas, present and future love for each other, but to symbolize all three of the people in the relationship. (Blind Gossip)

Squinty Zellweger and B.Coop?

A bunch of stars were at a party over the weekend. They were all supposed to bring gifts for a sort of “white elephant” exchange. One of the stars (a C list actress) took the “white” part a little too literally. They brought three little packages of white powder, neatly wrapped in Christmas ribbon and tied with a candy cane. Because there were children at the party, most of the guests were offended and asked the actress to leave. Not Rachel Bilson. (BuzzFoto)

Mischa Barton? And I’m sure she’ll be invited to everyone’s Secret Santa gift exchange party next year.

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