Afternoon Crumbs

December 22, 2009 / Posted by:

Ear candler extraordinaire Jessica Simpson is paintless in the face – Lainey Gossip

Isabeli Fontana is shy – Egotastic!

Kanye West’s panty changer is still on payroll – Hollywood Tuna

Jonas Twinks with iPhones – Towleroad

Simon Cowell sunning his furry chest pies in Barbados – Popsugar

Jakey and Reese 2.0 go to the movies – Just Jared

Tamara Mellon’s melons need a tune-up (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Holly Madison is trying to snatch Mrs. Claus’ old man – Hollywood Rag

Dita Von Teese goes grocery shopping, still looks like she stepped out of a Hitchcock movie – Socialite Life

Noah Cyrus’ Christmas list – Cityrag

Vintage Lady CaCaICYDK

Simon Baker just because – Popbytes

Lindsay Lohan is actually looking sort of clean here…for Lindsay Lohan – Holy Moly!

Tiger Woods and Mistress #1 are still fucking on the down low – I’m Not Obsessed

I’m dreaming of a Betty White Christmas – SOW

Robert Downey Jr. told to shut about the Shercock Homo stuff – Celebitchy

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