Why Can’t They Just Let Tater Tot Be Great?

December 21, 2009 / Posted by:

4-year-old Taylor Pugh, who likes to go by the nickname Tater Tot, was put on in-school suspension from pre-kindergarten, because officials at his Texas school just couldn’t deal with his glamour. Officials claim Tater Tot’s luscious long locks violated the school’s dress code. Excuse his beauty!

Tater Tot doesn’t want his parents to take a Flowbee to his mane. Tater Tot’s parents refuse to force him to cut his mop, and don’t understand why the school cares more about his hair than his education. Laura Jobe, a rep for the school district, stands by the school’s decision.

This is obviously a case of pure jealousy. Just looking at Laura Jobe’s hair helmet tells me that. Laura Jobe spends hours at Supercuts and hundreds of dollars on products to try to get lush hair like Tater Tot’s. Since she can’t have it, neither can a 4-year-old boy!

Ryder Robinson and James Wilkie better get on a plane to Dallas to protest at the steps of Tater Tot’s school!

via Buzzfeed

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