Who Is The Hot Slut Of The Week?
I really can’t choose a Hot Slut of the Week this week. It’s impossible. It’s like that last scene in The Good Son where the mom has to choose between the evil Macaulay Culkin or the angel Elijah Wood. What a hard decision. I mean, Elijah is made out of sugary rainbows and everything, but Macaulay’s character made things interesting. And if Macaulay’s character lived, there would be a sequel, which meant that the mom would get another paycheck. Decisions, decisions.
This is like that, so I’m asking you hos to choose, because you always know what’s best after two shots of Andre. Here’s your choices:
Tami Roman: MTV’s First Lady of Crazy and the poet who came up with “It wasn’t not funny!”
Bülent Ersoy: Turkey’s official trans beauty!
RAED (pronounced: RAID): The tone-deaf rap legend from Melbourne!
Maxx Factor: Avon ladies with voices!
Patrick McDonald: Reality star and eyebrow aficionado!
Snooki from Jersey Shore: Needs no introduction!
Angelina Marcantognini: Canada’s worst driver!
This is a one-night thing, so the winning slut will be announced tomorrow. Voting is in the sidebar to the right ——->