Only Dreamboat Doherty would pull this kind of crack-brained shit! Dreamy was arrested outside of a court house this morning after he dropped a bag of the bad shit while he was going through security to answer to a judge on possession and DUI charges.
Just minutes before he was handcuffed, a judge had saved Dreamy’s ass by not sending him to jail for drunk driving and possession of heroin. The judge banned him from driving for 18 months and threw a few fines at him. And then a few beats later, Dreamy was busted for drugs. Crackhead FAIL. Or maybe this is a Crackhead WIN?
The Sun says that Dreamy took off his coat to go through the security checkpoint and that’s when a bag of blue crystals hit the floor. The security dude immediately called the police who waited until Dreamy left the court house to arrest him. They politely escorted his ass a few steps to the jail house.
From now on, if the police see a Pete Doherty walking around in public, they should just ring the alarm and bring him in. There’s a good chance he’s doing some kind of illegal shit.
And why does my no-heart always throb for the wrecks who can’t leave the fuckery at home?!