This Again

December 19, 2009 / Posted by:

Two seconds ago, Amy Wino’s goddaughter went around saying that the former Crackie of Camden would rather eat an organic apple while sipping on natural spring water than go back to Blaaaaake. Well, now Blaaaaake is saying that not only is he back to bump & bumping with Wino, but they are making plans to marry each other for a second time and start a family. A family of what you ask? Blaaake says a family of BABIES!!!

All the storks in the world just dropped the fuck DEAD! Do not resuscitate.

Blaaaaake picked the scabs off of his lips and told The Sun, “Amy and I have talked about getting married again and starting a family. We both definitely want kids. This time we’re doing things properly and hopefully that will help both our families come round to the idea. We’re free of drugs and we’re more responsible now.

Coming off heroin was hell. I’ve been through a year of intensive rehab, I’m 100 per cent clean and I plan to stay clean. I’m not going to let anyone down. Amy said, ‘You inspire me’. She’s proud of me for staying off drugs, and she’s determined to do the same.

She’s been wanting to see me but was too scared to do anything to upset her dad.Amy only came at the last minute because Mitch was on holiday and she could get away without anyone interfering. Mitch controls most of Amy’s life still. I’m fed up with people trying to tear us apart. The only reason me and Amy want to be together is because we love each other.”

Blaaaake also put his hand on his favorite crack pipe and swore that things will be different this time. He plans to get a job and then get a place of his own in London before sealing the deal with Wino.

This is Mitch Wino’s cue to throw Wino in a FedEx box and ship her back to St. Lucia. Yes, she spent her days smoking banana leaves and snatching drinks from tourists, but she was still better off. Bitch needs island dick again in a bad way.

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