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December 19, 2009 / Posted by:

Angelina Marcantognini, officially Canada’s Worst Driver!

Over in Canada, they have this show on the Discovery channel that searches for bitches who have no business even looking at a car, let alone getting behind the wheel of one. Bitches shouldn’t even be playing with Micro Machines! That’s how seriously wrong they are as drivers. And Angelina, the peroxide blonde beauty with the frosty lips of an 80s Barbie, won/loss the top prize! Angelina proved that her drivers license should be shredded and she should be banned from driving ANYTHING (even a shopping cart). That’s fine, because someone so precious and beautiful shouldn’t be driving themselves anyway. They should be chauffeured around town in a crystal ball.

Here’s Angelina’s driving bio:

* Employed as a “Stay-at-home Girlfriend”
* Has only had license since October 2008
* Has never pumped her own gas
* Caused major damage to the side of a rental car, then lied about it
* Has had at least two other minor fender-benders
* Permanently keeps rear-view mirror pointed at her
* Needs to improve so she can drive her niece and nephew around, which for the time being is not

And finally, here’s Angelina’s new life-motto:

Yeah, I don’t know either.

(For Mastermind)

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