Open Post: Hosted By Yotaro

December 18, 2009 / Posted by:

If even the thought of Baby Alive keeps you up at night, then take a peek at this Japanese baby simulator that is bound to be the star of many nightmares. Yotaro is his name and causing terror is his game!

Not only does Yotaro cry real tears, but he also reacts to human interaction. Among other things.

You know, creating something like this does make sense. Personally, I think that bitches should have to successfully care for Yotaro before they get the OK to procreate. But I don’t know anybody who would put this thing in their house. Can you imagine trying to close your eyes at night when you’ve got Yotaro in the next room? That’s a horror movie waiting to happen.

And don’t be surprised if you see Stepford Katie pushing Yotaro down the street in a stroller. Suri will get a playmate!

via Gizmodo

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