Hot Slut Of The Day!

December 18, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Snooki from Jersey Shore!!!!

You knew this was coming. As soon as an oyster filled with the precious pearl known as Snooki washed up on the pristine shores of Jersey, we all instantly fell in love. So much beauty in such a small package (sort of like a pina colada flavored condom) Yes, Snookerdoodles needs to take a class at the Learning Annex on how to operate a duck phone, but who needs smarts when you’ve got the grace of Audrey Hepburn and the elegance of Grace Kelly. If you felt the Earth move, that’s because there’s a whole lot of coffin rolling going on.

If you need further proof of Snooki’s greatness, watch her Crotch du Soleil moves from last night’s episode. Pussies pumpin’ like champs!

Snooki’s already orange, so I sort of wish she was wearing a green wig and white overalls while poppin’ her pussy in the air like that.

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