Conan Out, Seinfeld In?

December 18, 2009 / Posted by:

Ginges are having the worst month EVER! First they were kicked repeatedly on “Kick a Ginger Day, then they were kicked on a Christmas card in Britain, and now they might be kicked off of late-night. Rojo Caliente is madder than fish grease!

Popeater claims that NBC is thinking about escorting Conan O’Brien to the nearest exit, because since he took over The Tonight Show the ratings have gone down faster than Gay Al at a glory hole.

Once source says that NBC thinks that one of their golden child of the 90s, Jerry Seinfeld, could bring the ratings back up. The source added, “NBC just can’t carry on like this. ‘The Tonight Show’ has lost 52 percent of its viewership in just one year. The November ratings will be the show’s lowest in 15 years. They would be idiots to not be having the replacement conversation.

Didn’t Conan just take over from Leno two quick seconds ago (real talk: Conan took over in June)? Of course the ratings are going to be down since most of Leno’s fanoldies grabbed their walkers and hobbled on over to 10pm. NBC needs to give Conan a little more time to work that shit out. When a bitch isn’t dicking you the right way the first time, you just don’t send him back to the Craigslist Casual Encounters section. No, you give him at least one more chance to make your genitals hum.

But if they are going to pink slip Conan’s ass, can they wait until after the holidays? Seeing a sad ginge clown would totally destroy my Christmas.

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