Carrot Top Will Keep You Warm
December 18, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K
If you’ve got a chill in your butt bones, simply warm them up on this tantalizing picture of Carrot Top. And if your nalgas don’t get as toasty as one of Paris Hilton’s crotch warts, there’s a good chance they will go numb from being exposed to THAT FACE. Either way, you beat the chill!
Anyway, here’s more of Bronzer Bottom with some ho ho hos at a screening for Avatar in Las Vegas yesterday. Do you think that while watching Avatar Carrot Top realized that those blue creaturelings look more human and life-like than he does?
And just for the record, I still would. Shameful.
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