There Will Be One Less Virgin Jonas Brother This Weekend

December 17, 2009 / Posted by:

22-year-old Kevin Jonas will trade in his purity ring for a wedding ring this weekend when he marries Chinmeister from the Bad Girls Club former hairdresser Danielle Deleasa this weekend on Long Island. Radar says that the two, who got engaged this past July, will get married at a friend’s estate on Saturday.

If this isn’t the gay one (I get them all confused), then the preacher might as well change “You may now kiss the bride” to “You may now bone the bride,” because Kevin will have his pants off before the ceremony ends. Instead of throwing rice, Kevin’s peen will throw coagulated jizz at his bride.

And if Kevin is the gay one, then I hope Danielle doesn’t take it too personally when he locks himself in the bathroom on his wedding night. I also hope she brings a rabbit with her just in case.

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