Private RiRi
December 17, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K
Maybe it’s because I’m slightly more delusional than normal since I’m only operating on 15 hours of sleep this week (that’s not a lot for someone who is naturally reeeeeaaaally lazy), but RiRi’s video for “Hard” made me think of Private Benjamin.
And then I got to thinking about how this video would’ve given my soul a boner (“So Hard” indeed) if Goldie Hawn was the one wearing a Mickey Mouse helmet on her head while grabbing at her vag bone. We’re going to need a sequel, Private Benjamin: SO HARD.
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