It’s The Iron Man 2 Trailer!

December 17, 2009 / Posted by:

Here’s the trailer that made all nerds ruin their favorite pair of Transformers underoos last night. Okay, I’ll admit that I too got the shivers from watching Mickey Rourke whip bitches with his taser arms. You know, I think Kate Gosselin’s groomer also uses taser arms to style her rabid possum head.

I just have two gripes about this. First of all, this movie isn’t going to feel as baby wipes fresh without Terrence Howard. Second of all, did Kim Zolciak serve as wig consultant on this movie?

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