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December 17, 2009 / Posted by:

Patrick McDonald, “The Dandy” of NYC and a contestant on Bravo’s Launch My Line.

Fun fact: “Launch My Line” is also a party game Lindsay Lohan plays with her friends using the leftover bad shit.

Anyway, in case you haven’t been watching this wreck, Launch My Line features hos competing against each other for their own fashion line with the help of a designer. It’s hosted by Flotsam and Jetsam from The Little Mermaid. Patrick is one of the contestants and describes himself as a “dandy.” I guess that just means he speaks with his wrists, always carries at least 4 silk scarves on his person and constantly faints whenever the mood arises. Patrick might be the only person in America who still keeps a crystal vial of smelling salts in his purse.

But the real reason why I get the tingles for Patrick is obvious. It has everything to do with his Disney villainous eyebrows and extensive hat collection. It’s like Boy George and The Mad Hatter stepped into a Spice Girls song together. Patrick always looks like he’s thinking up with some diabolical plan to ruin the most beautiful virgin princess in the kingdom. And he does it without even moving his face. That’s a gift!

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