La Toya Jackson P.I. temporarily replaced her deerstalker cap with a Santa Claus hat to do a little Christmas shopping at the ho ho ho emporium known as Frederick’s of Hollywood yesterday.
No, La Toya was not buying crotch-less panties for Joe Jackson’s favorite Craigslist hookers. When asked by TMZ who she was buying lingerie for, she answered, “The children.” THE CHILDREN! Did the Jackson family secretly adopt Noah Cyrus without any of us finding out?
Oh, La Toya! Keep fucking that chicken!