Does Kourtney Kardashian Need To Pay Maury A Visit?

December 17, 2009 / Posted by:

While Kourtney Kardashian is desperately trying to find the “sleep mode” button on her brand new baby boy, some model-type has come forward claiming that he could be her son’s real biological father. Before you ask yourself who in the fuck would ever admit to that, you should know that this model/rapper goes by the stage namePremo Stallone.” Yes, a dude who gets his stage name from the Jersey Shore Nickname Generator is exactly the kind of bitch who will admit to being the father of a Kardashian baby.

Premo (real name: Michael Girgenti) tells Star Magazine that he had a down low affair with Kourtney while she was broken up with her Patrick Bateman wannabe boyfriend, Scott Dickhead. Kourtney has always claimed that Scott is the father, but one of her friends said, “Kourtney hooked up with Michael twice while she and Scott were on the outs. He’s definitely been mentioned as a possibility for being the father of her baby.”

When Star asked Premo if there’s a possibility that he made a baby with Kourtney, he answered, “You could say that, yeah.”

Didn’t Premo Stallone and Kourtney get the catchy memo from Jacqueline Ray that STDs are on the run? Not only that, but the earth is rapidly losing all of its precious resources because of all those damn BABIES! They are sucking us dry!

Come over here, Premo Stallone! Hold real still while I permanently sew up your peen hole. Don’t worry, I’ll give it a little kiss aftewards. Well, he’s kind of hot….even if he does have the name of a cologne sold at Walgreens.

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