This Is Our Future, Part 5

December 16, 2009 / Posted by:

9-year-old Noah Cyrus has jumped off the pole and is now entertaining adults backstage her sister’s show by smacking her ass to Akon’sSMACK THAT.” Somebody needs to SMACK THAT child’s parents in the mouth. And why are all those grown ass people clapping instead of calling Child Protective Services or a dentist. Actually, since they are in that circle they should have joined hands and tried to exorcise the Cyrus gene out of that child. I rebuke thee, Cyrus gene!

With that being said, I think I’ll go sit in the corner now, because I just remembered that I was slithering on the floor to “Burning Up” when I was 9. I am your future, Noah! If that doesn’t make her join a nunnery, I don’t know what will.

via Ocean Up (Thanks Joseph)

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