Something Old And Something New

December 16, 2009 / Posted by:

It seems like it was just yesterday when we Lourdes playing with her mom’s make-up in the pages of Vanity Fair. And now here she is, all grown up and wearing one of her mom’s old outfits. Actually, I think Vadge is wearing one of her old outfits too. It was nice of Vadge to mix the old with the new. And when I say “new,” I’m referring to her face.

Vadge’s face is seriously tighter than Tommy Girl’s asshole in a room full of vaginas. Like a candle face.

Why does she hate her pores so much? If her face gets any tighter, she’s not going to be able to blink anymore and she’ll have to hire a full-time bitch to constantly keep her eyeballs wet with Visine drops. Hmm. I guess that’s what Baby Jesus is for.

Here’s Vadge and Lourdes at the NYC premiere of Nine last night.

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