It seems like it was just yesterday when we Lourdes playing with her mom’s make-up in the pages of Vanity Fair. And now here she is, all grown up and wearing one of her mom’s old outfits. Actually, I think Vadge is wearing one of her old outfits too. It was nice of Vadge to mix the old with the new. And when I say “new,” I’m referring to her face.
Vadge’s face is seriously tighter than Tommy Girl’s asshole in a room full of vaginas. Like a candle face.
Why does she hate her pores so much? If her face gets any tighter, she’s not going to be able to blink anymore and she’ll have to hire a full-time bitch to constantly keep her eyeballs wet with Visine drops. Hmm. I guess that’s what Baby Jesus is for.
Here’s Vadge and Lourdes at the NYC premiere of Nine last night.