Let’s Just Focus On The Positive

December 16, 2009 / Posted by:

Yes, Priscilla Presley’s face still looks like a stress ball. I bet if you poke it, it will leave an indent. Unfortunately, Prissy has to sleep hanging upside down and she can no longer enjoy the simple pleasures of a gentle dick slap to the forehead. Sometimes it’s hard maintaining the face of a White Chick.

But really, instead of making the sign of the cross and hissing at Prissy’s face, we should bow down to her perfect eyebrow game. They almost look like fuzzy stickers. Shit, they probably are fuzzy stickers. Since Prissy can’t feel her face anymore, she sticks them on every morning with liquid nails. Whatever her brow process is, the finished result is something to marvel at.

Here’s Prissy trying to move her mouth at a press conference for Cirque du Soleil’s Viva Elvis show in Las Vegas yesterday.

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