It Wasn’t Not Funny

December 16, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

The British supermarket Tesco is not right for putting out this Rojo Caliente-hating Christmas card on its shelves. Eventually, they pulled the card after a mob of angry ginges stormed one of their stores with torches (insert firecrotch joke here) in hand! Okay, in real-life, only one ginge complained. But when one ginge is sad, we’re all sad!

Tesco issued this statement: “It is never our intention to offend any customer and we are sorry if this card caused any upset.”

This card isn’t even giving us any new information. Of course Santy Claus has love in his heart for gingers. I mean, everyone knows that underneath all that coke white hair, he’s a natural ginge! There’s just no way that Santy is a self-hating ginge! Yes, everything I know about Christmas I learned from Santa Claus is Coming to Town.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I must search eBay for this card. You know, so I can really make sure that it isn’t spread any further. I have no plans to send it out as my own belated Christmas card (I’m totally sending it out as my belated Christmas card).

Source: The Sun via The Awl (Thanks Kelly)

Tags: I Don't Like Jokes

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