As soon as Kendra Wilkinson gave birth on Friday morning, OK! Magazine’s staff swept into the labor room, quickly wiped the womb smegma off her baby, spray painted foundation on him and started clicking away. The umbilical cord was still attached. They knew they had to get the pictures before Kendra’s baby opened his eyes for the first time, noticed the fuckery around him and then took the next Peter Pan bus out of town.
I mean, Baby Hank isn’t even one week old and that bitch has already got him posing nekkid on the cover of a magazine! Baby Hank hasn’t even made a shit yet, and he’s already making that money.
I’m sure a picture of Kourtney Kardashian’s (don’t click on that link) baby crowning will be on the cover of next week’s Life & Style.