This Mug Shot Is A Figment Of Our Imagination

December 15, 2009 / Posted by:

Michael Lohan was arrested yesterday in Medford, NY after he violated a restraining order placed against him by his ex-girlfriend Erin Muller. Michael was booked, snapped and released a few hours later. Michael must have moved this island, because he claims he was never arrested. Lie father, lie daughter.

Michael farted off to Radar to explain, “I was not arrested. Erin and I had an argument. She has an ongoing order of protection against me. She called and said I violated it by making a phone call to her. I went down there today and saw the judge and I handled it and that was it.”

And it just so happens that the judge is a huge fan of Satan. But since it’s kind of difficult to get Satan’s autograph, getting Michael Lohan’s is the next best thing. So the judge used the mug shot camera to get a beauty portrait of Michael Lohan for him to autograph. That explains this mug shot. Obviously.

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