Robin Hood: Russell In Spanx

December 15, 2009 / Posted by:

This isn’t really the Robin Hood I know. Where’s the singing mice? Where’s the Bryan Adams song to serenade me until I can’t hear anything anymore because my ears have filled with barf? Russell Crowe spent 8 weeks at Fat Camp listening to Dianne’s annoying ass FOR THIS?! This is like an ad for the marines.

Ridley Scott just needed to take Gladiator, and use some CGI crap to replace Rome with a forest. There you go. Russell could’ve kept his place at the buffet and everybody would’ve been happy.

via Reel Movie News

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