RiRi Is Topless Again

Since nothing sells albums like titty domes and crotch hugs (just ask Glamberace), RiRi gives us plenty of both in January’s GQ Magazine. My only gripe is that RiRi is always covering up her nipples with her arms and hands. It seems that in most of her pictures lately, she’s demurely busting a “Nipples Cost More” pose. If she keeps doing that shit she’s going to get a cramp in her arm. Or worse, her nipples are going to get tired of being covered up all the time and will run into the chest of a bitch who isn’t ashamed of them!

Also, it’s a little funny that one of the stories in this issue of GQ is about why it’s “not cool to get stoned anymore.” You’re going to need a majorly obese joint to get through half of RiRi’s interview with them.

And does anybody know if the sweater in the second thumbnail below comes in electric purple? Cream is not my color.