Open Post: Hosted By The Beautiful Detective Julie Bower

December 15, 2009 / Posted by:

TLC’s Police Women of Broward County is currently dark for the season, so I’ve desperately missed the smell of burnt polyester, wet cigarettes and perm juice that constantly wafts off of Detective Julie Bower’s oh-so-crispy peroxide angel wings. Even through the TV screen. If only she could bottle that scent and sell at all Loaf ‘N Jugs. She can call it “South Florida.” That’s a compliment.

Here’s Detective Bower with her Police Women co-stars and Dancing with the Has-Beens’ alumni Jason Taylor at some ping-pong charity event in Hollywood, FL yesterday. Detective Bower must have known that the public has been patiently waiting to get another glimpse of her beauty, because she brought it big with the white tip nails, Bonne Bell bronzer, and the rhinestone western belt circa 1997. The rhinestones almost blinded me from seeing the cell phone strapped to her waistband. I will forgive her for that.

Officer JB is definitely one of my fashions icons of ’09.

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