Ho Bag In A Bottle

December 15, 2009 / Posted by:

This holiday season, Pamela Anderson is entertaining the children of London in a panto production of Aladdin. A CHECK IS A CHECK! Thunderbird and MD 20/20 doesn’t grow on trees, you know?

In case you couldn’t tell, Pamela is playing the Genie. Of course you couldn’t tell! What the hell kind of genie rides around on a surfboard covered in Glamberace’s ass glitter and dresses like…well…like Pamela Anderson going to pick up her boys at soccer practice. Although, the bloated camel toe is a nice authentic touch.

Hopefully in this production Aladdin slips on a rubber glove before he rubs on the genie’s lamp.

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