Greg Brady’s Girlfriend Threatened To Kill His Ass, Among Other Things

December 15, 2009 / Posted by:

Barry Williams’ 30-year-old girlfriend allegedly stole $29,000 from his checking account and then threatened to kill herself after she lost a beauty contest. That sentence paired with the picture above will win you first place at any amateur comedy night.

TMZ reports that Barry has taken out a restraining order against Elizabeth Kennedy, because bitch brought the crazy on his ass a few times during the past four months. Barry claims that back in August, Elizabeth threatened to put black Xes over her own eyes after she came home crown-less from a beauty pageant.

Let’s blame Haylie Duff for that one. If Elizabeth won first place at the Kentucky State Fair instead of Haylie, Barry would’ve never been put through that stress.

A couple of months later on November 23rd, Elizabeth went nuts again when she pulled a kitchen knife on Barry, because she thought he was fucking one of his co-stars. Luckily, Barry was able to distract Elizabeth by pointing at the floor and screaming “SNAKE.”

Barry also stated in court documents that he is working with Well Fargo’s fraud department, because he believes Elizabeth stole his ATM pin and used it to snatch $29,000 out of his bank accounts.

The judge gave Barry the restraining order and also ordered Elizabeth to take her stash of carrots out of his apartment and find a new stable to lay her mane at night.

And yes, I too am still choking on a laugh after reading that Barry has $29,000 in his checking account.

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