Afternoon Crumbs

December 15, 2009 / Posted by:

Bitch Goes Down: The Michelle Heaton edition (at the 0:45 mark) – Holy Moly!

The people of Germany are still upset over The Hoff’s current situation, so Salma Hayek has arrived to heal them with her miracle chichis – Hollywood Tuna

This is not what I have in mind when someone offers to give me a neckyThe Frisky

Fresh out the Photoshop oven – Popsugar

It’s all about the mane Lainey Gossip

Since going topless without showing any nipples is a theme today, here’s Olivia Munn in Maxim – Egotastic!

Jakey G’s nipples will break the cycle – Just Jared

Paul Daniels does it better – Towleroad

Sophie Monk trying to do oral to a cherry (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Tiger Woods’ snatch menagerie continues to grow – Celebitchy

Joey McIntyre’s right stuff made a baby – SOW

Tom Brady and Gis Bundchen’s baby still doesn’t have a name – ICYDK

Bronx Mowgli takes a ride on his pet donkey – I’m Not Obsessed

The Tarzan doll likes to party by himself – Cityrag

Frolic, Zac, frolic! – Hollywood Rag

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