Sienna Miller Disappoints Me

December 14, 2009 / Posted by:

Sienna Miller has cum full circle and I don’t like it. You know, I was fine with Sienna Miller giving Jude Law’s penis an encore. Sometimes, a slut’s vagina just needs to reminiscence with old friends. This, I understand. But Sienna isn’t keeping it at that. No, The Sun claims Sienna is about to make Jude her live-in dick. Why must the master slut shame us so?!

Some source explained it like this: “Last week they put the wheels in motion to live together again. They have told staff that they are in love and will be moving back to London in the spring and they will be living together as a couple once again.”

What makes this especially hurtful is that Jude didn’t know if he was ready to make Sienna his full-time fuck partner again. Sienna CONVINCED him. Thinking about Sienna on her knees, using her mouth to beg Jude to move in with her instead of using her mouth to lick on his peen lips is like a karate chop to my soul.

How is Sienna’s bull dozer vagina going to destroy happy homes when she’s got a b-b-b-b-b-b-boyfriend under her roof?! Sienna, think of your reputation.

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