Open Post: Hosted By Mindy Jones

December 14, 2009 / Posted by:

There’s a 99.9% chance that at least one of you drunks is related to Mindy Jones. Don’t be embarrassed. Be proud, because Mindy Jones is representing the family name well!

Mindy was arrested twice in one night. Mindy was arrested the first time for suspicion of DUI. Mindy was arrested the second time for stealing an ambulance and taking it on a 50-mile joy ride.

It all started when Mindy was busted by Oklahoma police for boozing while driving. The cops took her down to the local hospital for a blood test. As soon as the nurse turned her back, Mindy escaped from the hospital and hijacked an ambulance that was parked outside. She drove for 50 miles while the police chased her ass. The chase ended on someone’s lawn.

According to Mindy, she went to look for an “ex-boyfriend.” Five shots says her ex-boyfriend’s name is “Jim Beam.

When the local news station asked Mindy why she did it, the drunk bitch didn’t even try to fake an apology. Mindy slurred (while the angels cried), “I had the ambulance and I had a pretty good time driving it.

Hood Rat Stuff is alive and well. Latarian Milton’s influence continues to spread throughout the world. Touching, right?

The video of Latarian Milton’s nanny doesn’t embed, so click here to watch it.

via HuffPo

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