Nice Try, NYC Health Department

December 14, 2009 / Posted by:

The NYC Health Department doesn’t want even a single drop of sugary soda passing through your lips, so they are trying to scare you straight with this PSA featuring a dude drinking a giant glass of liquid fat. It’s not working on me.

Yes, that mound of scrambled orange barf does look like something you’d find at the bottom of Lindsay Lohan’s tub after her monthly bath. But if you fuck that thought out of your head, it kind of looks like a delicious cocktail.

It makes me want to take an entire can of fruit cocktail, dump it in a blender, add a whole bottle of Kamchatka Vodka and blend. Add five splashes of Mountain Dew before serving in a recycled Big Gulp cup. Delicious!

You can’t convert me, NYCHD!

via Buzzfeed

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