Michael Lohan Was Arrested Today

December 14, 2009 / Posted by:

This afternoon, you might have wondered why your mouth spontaneously broke into a smile for absolutely no reason at all. Well, there was a beautiful reason. Michael Lohan was throw into a jail cell! When I first read that headline, it felt like the angels were blowing lucite dust into my eyes!

TMZ says that Michael was put into handcuffs after he violated a restraining order by calling his ex-fiancee Erin Muller. Erin took out a restraining order against him last May after Michael threatened to kill her and himself.

Michael was charged with criminal contempt for trying to communicate with Erin by phone. Don’t expect to find that recording on Radar anytime soon.

Michael was released a few hours later. Yeah, the jail warden should’ve dipped Michael’s cell key in Fluff and swallowed it. The jail warden let us down. Although, even if the jail warden did make the key disappear, Michael could’ve used his big ass jaw to chisel the bars off.

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