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Tami Roman from The Real World: Los Angeles – Since some of us have run back into the track-mark covered arms of MTV thanks to Jersey Shore, I felt it was only fitting to pay home to one of MTV’s first ladies of reality craziness: TAMI!!!!!!
In just 22 episodes, Tami gave me so many reasons to fall in love her. Tami was the one who had millions of anorexics reaching for the pliers and electrical wire after she got her jaw wired shut in an effort to lose some chunk off her already skinny body. Tami was also Beyonce before Beyonce, because she was the leader of a girl group called Reality (You say “Reality,” I say “WHAT?”). If you find yourself spontaneously singing the lyrics: “I’m a slave, I’m a slave, I’m a slave to your lovin’. I can’t resist the fever of your kissin’ and your huggin. Wrap me up in chains!”, you can thank Reality and Tami for that. Their song “Prisoner of Your Love” was the “Tardy for the Party” of its time.
And of course, Tami is best known for delivering one of the greatest life phrases of all-time after David stripped a blanket off of her (or “raped” her as Bethasaurus declared). Tami shouted at him, “IT WASN’T NOT FUNNY!” There’s not a week that goes by without me shouting that at someone (i.e. the dude at the deli who puts butter on my bagel instead of cream cheese or the bitch who accidentally poked me in the taint). Tami should really send me an invoice.