Someone must have fucked with Playboy’s calendar, because they still seem to think the year is 1999. Was Qwueen on the Scene not available or something?! Bring us the chichis of ’09, Playboy!
Tara’s Playboy cover could be used to facilitate a vasectomy, so not even in the deepest darkest dungeon of my imagination can I imagine what the inside spread is going to look like. They’re going to need to pull some Avatar shit on her.
Although, I can’t fully hate (yes, I can) on Tara Reid since she’s flashing what she’s gotta flash in order to make some keg money. Shit, Playboy probably paid her with a keg.