Squinty And B. Coop Are Looking To Shack Up

December 12, 2009 / Posted by:

Contract negotiations must really be getting serious between Squinty Zellweger and Bradley Cooper’s lawyers, because Page Six claims that the two are looking for a house in Los Angeles with plenty of walk-in closets.

One “source” (code for B.Coop’s weekend publicist) said, “Until RenĂ©e, Bradley had a reputation as a ladies’ man and a heartbreaker, but he seems so happy with her. They prefer to stay in rather than hang out at show- business parties, and he has already introduced her to his parents.”

Everything’s going according to plan so far. Meet the fake love of your life, fake date them for a while and move into a fake love nest with them. After that, you fake marry them and then have a fake baby with them! B. Coop and Squinty have definitely been reading “Tommy Girl’s Barber Shop Handbook.

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