Squinty And B. Coop Are Looking To Shack Up
Contract negotiations must really be getting serious between Squinty Zellweger and Bradley Cooper’s lawyers, because Page Six claims that the two are looking for a house in Los Angeles with plenty of walk-in closets.
One “source” (code for B.Coop’s weekend publicist) said, “Until RenĂ©e, Bradley had a reputation as a ladies’ man and a heartbreaker, but he seems so happy with her. They prefer to stay in rather than hang out at show- business parties, and he has already introduced her to his parents.”
Everything’s going according to plan so far. Meet the fake love of your life, fake date them for a while and move into a fake love nest with them. After that, you fake marry them and then have a fake baby with them! B. Coop and Squinty have definitely been reading “Tommy Girl’s Barber Shop Handbook.”