SANTO DIOS: Aubrey Got Her Claws On A New Victim!
December 12, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K
Make some room on the celebrity dog suicide watch list for Aubrey O’Day’s newest victim. At a toy drive in Las Vegas yesterday, Mary Ann (the fluff ball on the right) made her public debut. You can tell by the look in Mary Ann’s eyes that she already shits on life and everything it has to offer.
So now, Aubrey has Ginger and Mary Ann. Every available fluffy white toy dog from here to Manitoba better write in its medical file that it’s deathly allergic to the name Lovely Howell.
On a positive note, at least Ginger has a friend who also has an asshole the color of an Easter egg to sympathize with. And before you even go there, you should know that mine is more like the color of an egg in a Dr. Seuss book. SO DON’T!
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