The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 10th!

December 11, 2009 / Posted by:

Twas the Douche Before Christmas, and all through Jersey Shore/Not a creature was stirring, not even a whore. – PantyChrist

Runners-up:

No, I saw her letter. This really is all Brooke Hogan wanted for Christmas. – SwollenSwell

And what happened then? Well, in Foolville they say that Pedro’s small penis grew three sizes that day. – loozer

After fathering a bastard child with a grown Little Cindy Lou Who, Playgirl is courting this douche, too. – TexnDoc

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