Michelle Duggar gave birth to a teeny tiny baby girl last night after doctors performed an emergency c-section. No, the reason for the c-section was not because Michelle’s vagina padlocked its doors and provided no forwarding address. Michelle had to have an emergency c-section, because her daughter is only 25 weeks old. Their new daughter weighed in at only 1lb., 6 oz.
The Duggars have of course, kept with the “J” theme by naming baby #19 Josie Brooklyn Duggar. The Duggars name-dropped the borough I currently terrorize so I’ll raise my mug of Sanka (the machine is broken again) to them.
A rep from TLC tells TMZ that Josie Brooklyn is in stable condition in the neonatal intensive-care unit at the University of Arkansas’ medical center.
The rep added: “Michelle, who has been in the hospital recovering from a gallstone, was taken to the OR for an emergency c-section. The most important thing right now is for Mom and baby Josie to get as much rest as possible. The family is grateful for all the prayers and well wishes during their recovery.”
Hopefully, Josie Brooklyn will go home to the other members of the Duggar child army very soon. And also, let’s hope someone gives Jim Bob a fleshlight for Christmas this year.
(Note: That’s an old picture from a different birth)